Deathbed Confession

deathbed confession

yeah i was walking down the street

i saw a helicopter flying over me

and some guy was being held from it – by his feet

well he was dropped down and he hit the ground

and i approached him and asked him if there was anything i could

he said its too late for me i guess

but there’s something i’d like to get off my chest

and would you listen please?

well i had to say yes

this is what he said, he said:

i killed JFK on a sunny day

with some other guys you still see walking around

i was on a grassy knoll, dressed like a hobo

with another guy dressed like a clown

i said: wow, is that true?

but he just turned blue, yeah

and then he said, he said:

it’s my time i’ve got to go, let this be a lesson, this is my deathbed confession

it’s my time i’ve got to go, let this be a lesson, this is my deathbed confession

well after that i decided to take a walk by the seashore

and i was looking out at the ocean – a submarine surfaced

i saw a guy get thrown off the deck

as he tried to swim ashore he was badly mauled by sharks

he crawled on to the sand

i tried to give him a hand,

but he said no, its too late for me

you know i’ve got some stuff i gotta confess

this what he said, he said:

i killed MLK, for the CIA

and malcolm x, for federal express

george jackson

fred hampton

bobby hunt

and yeah, and all the rest

yeah thats what he said, he said:

it’s my time i’ve got to go, let this be a lesson, this is my deathbed confession

it’s my time i’ve got to go, let this be a lesson, this is my deathbed confession

man, so i kept walking

i walked by this fast-food establishment

there was this distinguished looking guy inside

and he started choking on his french fries

he crawled out on the pavement

and then started to die

i tried to give him CPR, and he said no

but sonny i’ve got something to confess

i said i’m no priest

he said thats OK

make this easy on me

this is what he has to day said:

i faked the moon landing

i saved hitler’s brain

its in argentina, but it controls the USA

i fixed the pope’s election

i did the october surprise

i was the french connection

i’ve got ray charles’ eyes

i did the gulf of tonkin

i got saddam to invade

i planned the bay of pigs

i put lamumba in his grave

this is what he said, he said:

it’s my time i’ve got to go, let this be a lesson, this is my deathbed confession

it’s my time i’ve got to go, let this be a lesson, this is my deathbed confession